So I saw a girl today, wearing a Von Dutch hat AND a tank top that said Von Bitch on it. It blew my mind. What was she trying to say? She seemed to be commenting on the ubiquity of Von Dutch at the same as she was perpetuating that ubiquity. Of course, I realize that Von Bitch might be a little vague and that most people, upon seeing it, are like "Oh, I get it. It's funny because it's like Von Dutch but dirty." But still -- come on, people. How often do you wear two garments, one of which is making fun of the other? Either this girl is the most self-aware person on the planet, or the least.